Funny Childhood Stories

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Just tell about funny things that happened in you childhood or teens. I'll go first, since I started this:

When I was little my mom closed the window saying "I have to close your window there's draft outside."
The next morning my mom wakes me up for school, but I refuse to go outside, "No, mommy you said there's a giraffe outside!"
I thought she said there was a giraffe outside, but she laughed, "No, Nicole I said there's a draft out side not a giraffe!"

When I was in Kintergarden, my dad said that he was getting a mouse for his computer. I thought he meant that literally. I was expecting him to get a mouse to do the typing for him and was disappointed to find out that wasn't the case.

Well, there was the first time I saw a bottle of toilet water- I was horrified. That's perfume btw- I don't know if they use that term anymore.