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Granted! a broken one

i wish i could get some super tight hugs and snuggles from the guy below



dont ask me why. i just think hes cute and warm looking

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Granted, but his now you have MRSA.

I want to be a beautiful girl.

Granted! you gain 300 pounds are considered beautiful by my standards

I wish I could snuggle with every fat person in the world

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted: simultaneously and in a vertical column. You are now a pancake.


I wish that it were October already, so I could give a ring to my special lady.

Granted, you slip into a coma and reawaken in October 2013.

I wish my bank account was full of money.

Fine, but you are stuck on a desert island with no shops to spend the money in.

I wish that I could plant electronic scrap in the garden and the next day find working electronic & electrical goods growing on a bush or tree. I would then be able to sell or use the gadgets so produced.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but you get shut down for illegal gadget farming on an unlicensed plantation

I wish I could have a nice warm leather straitjacket

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Fine you can have your nice warm leather straitjacket, this one has electrical heating. You enjkoy it each night in the US where you plus it into a 110 volt outlet. You come on holiday to europe and you plus it by mistake into a 230 volt outlet, so you get over heated and burnt to a crisp.

I wish that I could start my whitegoods and consumer electronics farm somewhere deep inthe forest where nobody else will find out where or how I am growing DVD machines, dishwashers, fridges and microwaves.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but they are all crappy brands somehow cause you use crap seed. Enjoy your Daiwa House DVD player that breaks a week after you buy it

I wish my website got more views

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Yes your web site gets more views, but sadly a werid thing from outer space with 100 heads starts to look at it and overload the site with constant F5 pressing. As the thing has 100 heads which are constantly viewing the site 1000 time per minute you get a lot of views but it only the same alien.

I wish that my dogs would go to the supermarket and buy all my food using dog treats as money, and that the supermarket would accept dog treats as payment.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Fine but all the ether net packets from your new roadrunner server is now being chased by those from a WE Coyote machine. Update this time the coyote does catch the roadrunner.

I wish the dogs would go to the supermarket with my shopping list, buy only what was on the list and then pay for it with twigs and stones from the local wasteland. The shop would accept this form of payment and then the dogs would drag everything back (unbroken) to my house and then put it all away for me in the correct places.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but to earm those twigs and stones your dogs will have to get a job.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she dumps you when she realises you wished for a girlfriend.

I wish that the new notebook I got had an unlimited amount of pages.

Granted and now you have unlimited amount of homework.

I wish it was summer the whole year round.

granted, but now everything melts due to the heat.