Where is my..... [Game]

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Those magic mushrooms? Whoops I fed them to my crush from making Mushroom pizza from food tech .

Where is my handcream?

Handcream? Sorry I thought it was dairy cream and put it all over your dessert.

Where is my dairy cream then?

Your dairy ice cream has melted and gave it to the dairy king.

Where is my crown?

Someone is bringing you a crown of thorns to wear... I suggest you avoid the man bringing you some timber though.

Where are my nails?

Your nails rotted away because you got too over aged to have them...

Where is my gold ring?

I think Tallyman wore it last.

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Where's my head?

Your head fell off your body.

Where is my high 5's?

WHACK!

Where is my lo' 5?

WHACK!

Where is my mojo?

I stole it.

Where's my virginity?

Lost too long ago to remember.

Where is my body clock? Either I've lost it or the battery's have run out.

I apologise "batterie's" should not have an apostrophie in it in my last post.

Your body clock no longer functions because your battery took a battering and it is now abutting a battlement at a battery chicken farm. Glad to have sorted that out for you.

Where is my pernicious thesaurus?

I think I fed your thesaurus to my pets..

Where is my water supply?

(In that case I think you should have a word with them! )

Your water supply has been diverted to Haiti. However, you are still going to get the water bill!! !

Where is my telephone call from the UK? (NTL are a rubbish ISP in the UK - they keep losing emails)

Isn't NTL dead? Its been taking over by Virgin Media... HAHAHA! You have lost billions of emails.

Where is my WATER BILL!