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TallyMan
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13 Aug 2010, 3:59 pm

It got canned.

Where is my chilli powder?


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13 Aug 2010, 4:00 pm

It got chilly and climbed in the oven to warm up.

Where is my physical therapist?



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13 Aug 2010, 7:17 pm

He disappeared a long time ago, sadly.

Where's my poker face?


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13 Aug 2010, 8:13 pm

Someone borrowed it.

Where is my Friend Computer?



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13 Aug 2010, 9:08 pm

It got overwhelmed with the idea of trying to compute friends, and retired to an island in the Caribbean.

Where are my flip-flops?



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13 Aug 2010, 10:25 pm

They were a total flop and flipped out.

Where is my suitcase?


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14 Aug 2010, 4:23 am

It didn't suit you and after casing the joint it left with all your valuables.

Where my backpack?


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14 Aug 2010, 7:42 am

It's on your front.

Where are my nachos?


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14 Aug 2010, 8:12 pm

I ate them =P

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14 Aug 2010, 9:32 pm

Look up at the ceiling.

Where is my ladder?


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15 Aug 2010, 5:53 am

It's gone; it had chance to go up in the world.

Where is my catapult?


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15 Aug 2010, 8:33 am

It got pulled over by Cato. He took it home and showed it to Jacques Clouseau (Pink Panther movies) and yeah, you've guessed correctly.... now it's broken due to utter clumsiness.

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15 Aug 2010, 9:48 am

Don't look at me - I've got rain! Image

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15 Aug 2010, 3:56 pm

I don't know. Ask the next person.

Where is my bicycle?


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15 Aug 2010, 4:28 pm

It took the high road.

Where is my sweet tea?


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15 Aug 2010, 4:41 pm

AnonymousAnonymous stole it!

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