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syzygyish
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19 Jan 2012, 7:38 am

"It'z nothing to worry about"

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KickingBird
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22 Jan 2012, 10:35 am

I told you I was sick but nooooo, you wouldn't believe me, dammit!

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22 Jan 2012, 10:40 am

He did not find his Irene Adler, instead he got John Watson and Gladstone the dog.
RIP Jamie Evren Sherlock Holmes.

I like that name, and I'm not biologically a guy.

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KickingBird
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22 Jan 2012, 11:12 am

The butler did it.

KickingBird
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23 Jan 2012, 7:43 am

Here lies a woman who didn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.

syzygyish
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23 Jan 2012, 7:53 am

I don't believe anything they tell me, anymore!

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23 Jan 2012, 8:10 am

"I told you I was ill"

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syzygyish
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23 Jan 2012, 8:18 am

I don't blame gravity, I blame the guy that dug the hole!

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KickingBird
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24 Jan 2012, 2:47 am

Ow! You are on my foot!

Vanis
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24 Jan 2012, 2:50 am

The truth died with me.

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24 Jan 2012, 3:29 am

Hic avis ater permulcens mei delicias ad ridentem,
Gravi et tristi decore vultu eo geritur,
"Quamvis tui iuba tonsusque rasus sunt," dico, "non is ignavus, certe,
Foedus truxque vetus Corax vagans litore Nocter--
Me dic quid est tui nominem litore Pluto Nocter!"
Dixit corax: "Numquam postea."

jamieevren1210
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24 Jan 2012, 3:52 am

Always nice to see you, Watson.
Elementary, my friend.

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auntblabby
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24 Jan 2012, 6:21 am

[this space available]

syzygyish
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24 Jan 2012, 6:46 am

everything that has a beginning has an enron

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KayMiller
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24 Jan 2012, 7:03 am

I am stood right behind you :twisted:

syzygyish
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24 Jan 2012, 7:10 am

KayMiller wrote:

I am stood right behind you :twisted:

An outstanding performance!
Encore!

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