Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, it is an outhouse without deodorizer or toilet paper.

I wish my move this weekend goes smoothly.

granted-but when you move everything in your going to find out your next to a crack house

i wish i could free myself from this dog eat dog world

Granted. Now you're in a cat eat cat world instead.

I wish someone would make lunch for me right now so I don't have to do it myself

Granted, come to my house and you'll get something you don't like.

I wish my appointment on Monday didn't last long, and it doesn't take long to get to and from there so I don't miss too much of the lesson at school it's during.

Granted. Your appointment to get your pimple popped whizzes by in an instant. Now you must hurry and take the results in a jar for "Show and Tell" at school.

I wish all the previous wishes in this thread would come true all at once!

Granted. However, due to several contradictory wishes from different people in this thread, a paradox results and the universe implodes.

I wish that all of MY wishes in this thread would come true, without being corrupted.

Granted. You are now corrupted instead. As a result, you are arrested for taking a bribe and sent to prison.

I wish I had gone on some rides at the state fair this year.

Granted. Unfortunately, the ride you are on was old and rusty and falls apart. With you on it.

I wish that I had a flying pop tart cat that farted rainbows and sang "nyanayan" or something similar to that.

Granted, but it gets shot down by the military because they mistook it for an alien and thought it was a threat to mankind.


I wish I could understand people.

Granted. The knowledge drives you into severe depressiona dn you commit suicide.

I wish people would stop obsessing about Football, baseball and basketball.

Granted, they now all obsess on Hollywood gossip.

I wish to electrocute all telemarketers through the phone for disregarding the do not call list.

Granted. They've replaced the telemarketers with house call salespeople and they all have your address.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early in the morning.

Granted. you are now working third shift at a sweat shop in borneo for a $1 a day.

I wish people would start posting intelligent well thought out comments on yahoo news articles. instead of stupidity, hate,scams and spam.

Granted. They now do it on this site instead.

I wish for reassurance that I'm not in too much trouble and I'm not going to get punished for it!! !

Granted. You receive reassurance and, instead of punishment, you receive a reward of a basket of rotten fruit.

I wish for something really interesting to happen today.

Granted. Nothing boring happens, making every small thing seem very interesting.

I wish I could be told I'm not in trouble!!