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01 Sep 2022, 2:35 am

Designs tattoos for gangsters.


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01 Sep 2022, 3:54 am

Ice-cream seller at the North Pole



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01 Sep 2022, 4:05 am

Tattoo artist specialising in tattooing best before dates on people's behinds.


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01 Sep 2022, 4:32 am

Practice dummy for trainee tattooists



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01 Sep 2022, 4:44 am

Dragon manicurist


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01 Sep 2022, 6:57 am

Broken Record. :P


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Waspkeeper



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01 Sep 2022, 9:46 am

Jack's Beanstalk.


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01 Sep 2022, 9:57 am

Tallies me banana.


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01 Sep 2022, 11:54 am

Banana picker


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02 Sep 2022, 4:18 am

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02 Sep 2022, 5:16 am

Makeup consultant to Miss Piggy.


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02 Sep 2022, 5:34 am

Joke writer for Fozzie Bear



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02 Sep 2022, 6:32 am

Astronaut. She's lined up ready to go to the moon in the launch tomorrow of the Artemis rocket... provided she can find a dog-sitter.


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02 Sep 2022, 9:12 am

Dracula's Blood Supply.


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Customer for Sweeny Todd hairdresser.


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