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05 Sep 2022, 12:51 pm

expresses canine anal glands


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05 Sep 2022, 1:50 pm

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Provides adult material to sperm banks. :P


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05 Sep 2022, 1:52 pm

Yup ^. I sent them my cane, my taxes, and some old reading specs.


I heard they test placebo sperm on you.


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05 Sep 2022, 4:23 pm

Bubble wrap.


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05 Sep 2022, 4:32 pm

QC for bubble wrap popping noise.


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05 Sep 2022, 7:36 pm

Makes inappropriate greeting cards.


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06 Sep 2022, 2:33 am

Makes "I hope you die soon." cards.


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06 Sep 2022, 5:48 am

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06 Sep 2022, 6:04 am

Gas bag.


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06 Sep 2022, 9:19 am

Magic mushroom.


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06 Sep 2022, 9:38 am

Conjoins twins


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06 Sep 2022, 9:40 am

Ape Urine Collector.


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06 Sep 2022, 9:43 am

fox hunter


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06 Sep 2022, 10:58 am

Gnat hunter, with a gatling gun.


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06 Sep 2022, 11:00 am

Collects and catalogues plaque from dental waste.


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06 Sep 2022, 11:01 am

Snake dentist.


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