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I hate burritos.

I am a perverted bondage fetishist who likes being tied up with tight neoprene straps. specifically harnesses.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

I've never read an ecchi manga before.

I am actually a mole-person from the underground society of... mole people. I was sent to the surface so that I may scout out for weaknesses in humanity that would utterly crush them. When I am done spying, I will return to the mole people so that I may report my findings so that we may get started on CONQUERING THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA!

I don't get tangled up in the sheets and start crying from frustration when putting clean sheets on my bed, and I'm perfectly capable of cooking my own dinner without burning most of it. Also, I'm definitely not looking forward to having my best friend sleeping over at my house next weekend. We never have any interesting conversations/debates and she's completely uninterested in me showing her my collection of free samples or listening to me rambling on about cats.

I have no ASD traits. Not even one.

I eat healthy and never ever indulge in even a potatoe chip or sip of pop

I am wearing 1 or more articles of clothing

I am a Zen Master.

I didn't spend most of the day playing Pokemon Diamond on my Nintendo DS.

I didn't just spend two hours doing nothing in particular.

I have never lied to anyone.

I can't get on the internet

People appreciate the wise.

I tried lying,
Threw my teeth,

then my lips got in the weigh

I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is blue.