Where is my..... [Game]

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It is in need of a good rub down by your nurse (I get days like that - stressed but not knowing why)

Where is my hot water bottle. I'm going to need it tonight or I'll wake up dead and frozen.

It's right under your nose.

Where's my wisdom?

It was recalled because it was a fire hazard.

Where is my Sandvich!

I got too hungry that I decided to eat it

Where is my Salad Cream?

My sister used it as a face mask.

Where's my beer?

You left it in the pub and someone just happened to drink it...

Where's my Nintendo DSi?

I'm playing it.

Where's my ice cream?

I took it but dropped it. I didn't get to have it.

Where is my keys?

They were borrowed by a burglar. Don't worry you will find them in your house again later this week, but notice a few other things are absent.

Where is my get up and go to get on with some work this morning?

I accidently broke your alarm clock and I overslept too.

Where is my medicine for my cold

In the fridge - to keep it cold

Where is my pencil? Every time I buy one it disappears.

It keeps snapping in half everytime I take one from you.

Where is my...... Where's my thinking gone?

Your thoughts have been captured by mind reading aliens planning to take over your body. Think that is a cold you've got? No. It is part of their infiltration mechanism.

Where is my dog?

I took it for a long walk and the leash broke, apparently it ran to your basement.

Where is my planet?

You are on the Wrong Planet at the moment, I don't know where your Right Planet is though.

Where is my spacecraft?

Stuck in pluto

Where's mine?