Corrupt A Wish

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08 Feb 2011, 2:54 am

Granted, you have to invent it.

I wish I could come up with wishes which were meaningful yet diverse.

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08 Feb 2011, 3:23 am

Granted yet within the realm of insect and invertebrate collecting only.

I wish my son could talk.

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08 Feb 2011, 3:56 am

Granted, but he can only speak Mandarin Chinese.

I wish for some coffee.

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08 Feb 2011, 4:08 am

Granted but its cold (and not iced)

I wish for a Mandarin converting computer thing so I can find out what my son wants.

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08 Feb 2011, 4:36 am

nostromo wrote:

Granted but its cold (and not iced)

I wish for a Mandarin converting computer thing so I can find out what my son wants.

Granted but you are required to insert the mandarins in the DVD drive after flattening them.

I wish for an Crushed Iced Chocolate with extra whipped cream and a marshmallow on top.

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08 Feb 2011, 5:24 am

OK, you get your Crushed Iced Chocolate with extra whipped cream and a marshmallow on top, of course by not specifying the MarshMallow size we make it car-sized.

I wish the Mandarins converted into Peanut brittle

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08 Feb 2011, 5:03 pm

Granted! No corruption advised!

I wish for peanut brittle right now!

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08 Feb 2011, 8:06 pm

Granted. It has Dexter's victims grinded into it!

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I wish for a pristine, functioning Flying car with a full fuel tank.

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08 Feb 2011, 8:13 pm

Granted, however you fly across the border of an hostile nation accidentally and are picked up on their radar. The rest is history.

I wish that humans would return to the Moon, and this time to mine it for massive spacecraft production.

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08 Feb 2011, 9:55 pm

Granted, the moon now has insufficient mass to be kept in orbit with the earth.

I wish for a way to become uncongested.

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08 Feb 2011, 11:32 pm

Granted. A plumber cleans out your nose with a tiny drain snake.

I wish I could turn invisible.

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08 Feb 2011, 11:33 pm

Granted, you become vapourized.

I wish my school play goes well.

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08 Feb 2011, 11:47 pm

Granted. It goes very well, but you are not in it.

I wish I could predict the future.

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08 Feb 2011, 11:50 pm

Granted, you can predict the future of certain amphibious creatures.

I wish I didn't have bad short term memory.

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09 Feb 2011, 12:00 am

Granted. You now have excellent short-term memory. You no longer have long-term memory.

I wish that everybody would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

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09 Feb 2011, 12:36 am

Granted, everyone is being tried for murder.

I wish I didn't have bad short term memory.

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