Nope , I don't have a phone of any kind , I haven't had a mobile since 2010 , I rarely used the one I had and gave it to my sister , who has had more use out of it , I have made less then 20 odd phone calls in my life ( I don't really like speaking over the phone , half the time spent is me saying " What? " trying to hear the other person ) and I rarely if ever got a text , hell I don't even know my own phone number.
Anyway , the next person hasn't cut there hair for a while.