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theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Works in the South Pole.
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
Works in an attorney's office in Edgeworth, TX.
DaWalker Veteran
Joined: 11 Jul 2009Gender: MalePosts: 10,837
Is Bullwinkle in disguise
DarrylZero Veteran
Joined: 4 Jun 2009Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 2,726
Was pulled out of a hat.
Is a magician in remission
Escaped from Sigfried and Roy's compound.
Does not own any clothing
Believed the Emperor really did have new clothes.
Utilized the Wamart rental program to temporarily acquire the pajamas for the photo
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,847Location: Australia
Can't BEAR to stop DaWalking.
Can't Stand not walking
Lost his BEARings.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Reads bedtime stories to oranges.
lau Veteran
Joined: 17 Jun 2006Age: 77Gender: MalePosts: 9,798Location: Somerset UK
uses toothpicks to clean the soles of elephant's feet.
Is constantly eating peanuts, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
Klint Veteran
Joined: 3 Sep 2009Gender: MalePosts: 889Location: United States
Lives in a watermelon under the sea.