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Tim_Tex
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19 Sep 2009, 6:25 pm

Catches flying lemurs and eats them.


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19 Sep 2009, 7:31 pm

Is teaching lemurs how to sing....


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19 Sep 2009, 11:55 pm

Is the lemur Tim_Tex is teaching how to sing and Thatmew is catching and is to be eaten.



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21 Sep 2009, 8:50 am

Has always wanted to be a lemur and will change his name to "thelemuriousdork" :P



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21 Sep 2009, 10:41 am

Her favourite lullaby is that of fingernails scraping a chalkboard.



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21 Sep 2009, 12:38 pm

Alters the DNA of field mice using a pair of tweezers and a blow torch. No-one is exactly certain how...


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21 Sep 2009, 6:14 pm

Is strangely attracted to a strange attractor.....


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21 Sep 2009, 11:20 pm

Cracks open quarks using a steam-powered jackhammer.


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22 Sep 2009, 12:04 am

Is attempting to patent the book gun.



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22 Sep 2009, 3:17 am

Dries his clothes with a blow torch, and subsequently gets clean clothes which are new.



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22 Sep 2009, 3:27 am

Changed (back) into an emu egg overnight. 8O



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22 Sep 2009, 3:38 am

Is thinking wistfully of an emu-egg omelette. (Oooh, look at that hungy little ermine face..... :) )



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22 Sep 2009, 3:58 am

*drools*

Earlier in live she loved to wag her tail but learned to control that 'stim' after the 48 time she 'wiped' the salon table clean and broke more than 100 cups, other things, over the years.

(still doesn't understand why they all went angry.... 'I was just being enthusiastic')

(people are strange)



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22 Sep 2009, 6:02 am

Wants to wag their tail, but can't...



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22 Sep 2009, 6:04 am

Actual Empire consists of 3 doll houses, one sandcastle, a clay dog that resembles a foetus and a collection of slightly interesting pebbles.



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22 Sep 2009, 6:04 am

Wagged his tail, but people started staring. 8O