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nostromo
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17 Feb 2011, 4:43 pm

Granted, you have twice as much money but inflation hit 250%

I wish I had some salmon on rye bread, a little lemon juice, salt and pepper, Mmmm

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17 Feb 2011, 7:20 pm

Granted. Too bad the salmon wasn't cooked, cleaned, or scaled.

I wish my phone was broken so people couldn't call me with problems.

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17 Feb 2011, 7:31 pm

Granted. But they now shout their problems at you instead - which includes constant complaining about your phone being broken.

I wish I could become invisible/visible at will.

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17 Feb 2011, 7:34 pm

Granted, but when you become invisible, you can't see anything.

I wish I could sleep with my eyes open, so that I could sleep at work.

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17 Feb 2011, 7:38 pm

I wish for PETA to dissapear.

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17 Feb 2011, 7:42 pm

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I wish I could sleep with my eyes open, so that I could sleep at work.

Granted. Your eyelids are now stapled to your forehead and you look permanently surprised. Even when sound asleep.

I wish paving stones were laid more level.

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17 Feb 2011, 7:42 pm

Oaglor wrote:

I wish for PETA to dissapear.

So do I.

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17 Feb 2011, 8:21 pm

Cornflake wrote:

I wish paving stones were laid more level.

Granted. Paving stones are now perfectly level. You are not allowed to use them, to insure that they stay level.

Cornflake wrote:

Oaglor wrote:

I wish for PETA to dissapear.

So do I.

Granted. Now all PETA members are invisible, and they can see.

I wish that I had something fun to do tonight.

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18 Feb 2011, 3:41 am

Granted you get to do cross-stitch of some peonies.

I wish my kids were asleep

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18 Feb 2011, 8:14 am

nostromo wrote:

Granted you get to do cross-stitch of some peonies.

I wish my kids were asleep

Granted, but they are in your bed between you and your partner, totally cock-blocking you

I wish i could meet a nice and understanding girl

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18 Feb 2011, 4:44 pm

Granted. You meet an nice and understanding five-year-old girl.

I wish that I had a pet caracal (a cat, the size of a medium-sized dog).

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18 Feb 2011, 4:48 pm

Granted, but as soon as it realises you named it "Mr. Tibbles", you get mauled. (and rightly so)

I wish I had a parrot that could sing Mozart arias.

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18 Feb 2011, 4:51 pm

Granted, but that's the only sound it makes constantly.

I wish I directed a really good animated film or 3.

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18 Feb 2011, 5:05 pm

Granted. Alas, someone else actually produced it and forgot to give you any credit.

I wish for world peas.

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18 Feb 2011, 6:24 pm

Granted. The world is now made of peas. All plant life dies. All marine life dies. At least nobody starves to death, but people get pretty tired of eating peas.

I wish that all stupid laws would get repealed. (I get to decide what laws are stupid.)

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18 Feb 2011, 11:51 pm

Granted, but a whole new set of stupid laws are legislated thereafter.

I wish to get my project for Spanish class finished.

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