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TallyMan
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16 Oct 2009, 2:56 am

Is really king Midas. Everything he touches turns to gold. He's now terrified to go for a pee. :wink:


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16 Oct 2009, 4:51 am

Has the ability to turns gold into things (of little worth).



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16 Oct 2009, 5:19 am

Has the world's largest swimming pool.


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16 Oct 2009, 10:43 am

Has the world's smallest valid swimming pool.



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16 Oct 2009, 11:20 am

Is in fact a prototype for a forum literate turing machine, developed by MIT.



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16 Oct 2009, 1:27 pm

Has composed the worlds shortest symphony; consisting of one note. F#


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16 Oct 2009, 10:48 pm

Is in fact a prototype for a forum literate Turing machine, developed by Harvard.



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17 Oct 2009, 9:42 am

Doesn't really exist and is nothing more than a Pokemon subroutine that has escaped and is hiding in the WP forums.


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17 Oct 2009, 10:34 am

Is really a secret owner of a high-priced Chinese restaurant...



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17 Oct 2009, 11:36 am

Eats two breakfasts every day.


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17 Oct 2009, 11:58 am

Eats no breakfast.



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17 Oct 2009, 12:00 pm

Saves his finger nail and toe nail clippings and adds them to his cereal - apparently they are tasty and crunchy.


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17 Oct 2009, 12:11 pm

Orders the said cereal combo.



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17 Oct 2009, 12:12 pm

Is being investigated by the police. They think he may be a cereal killer.


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17 Oct 2009, 12:27 pm

Is the cereal killer.



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17 Oct 2009, 12:33 pm

Was placed in a cell with Hanibal Lecter then strangely disappeared. It was subsequently noted that Hanibal had gained a lot of weight and suspicions were aroused.


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