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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is really king Midas. Everything he touches turns to gold. He's now terrified to go for a pee.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Has the ability to turns gold into things (of little worth).
Has the world's largest swimming pool.
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
Has the world's smallest valid swimming pool.
Asmodeus Veteran
Joined: 24 Feb 2009Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 1,520
Is in fact a prototype for a forum literate turing machine, developed by MIT.
Has composed the worlds shortest symphony; consisting of one note. F#
Is in fact a prototype for a forum literate Turing machine, developed by Harvard.
Doesn't really exist and is nothing more than a Pokemon subroutine that has escaped and is hiding in the WP forums.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Is really a secret owner of a high-priced Chinese restaurant...
Eats two breakfasts every day.
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Eats no breakfast.
Saves his finger nail and toe nail clippings and adds them to his cereal - apparently they are tasty and crunchy.
Orders the said cereal combo.
Is being investigated by the police. They think he may be a cereal killer.
Is the cereal killer.
Was placed in a cell with Hanibal Lecter then strangely disappeared. It was subsequently noted that Hanibal had gained a lot of weight and suspicions were aroused.