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theimperiousdork
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17 Oct 2009, 12:37 pm

Is the person who force-fed Hanibal while I was gone.



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17 Oct 2009, 1:29 pm

Has a voracious and evil rotweiller dog - named fluffy.


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17 Oct 2009, 1:41 pm

Is Fluffy.



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17 Oct 2009, 2:15 pm

Was mauled by his pet dog. :twisted:


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17 Oct 2009, 2:21 pm

Then took the said pet dog to the mall..... 8O


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17 Oct 2009, 2:27 pm

While in the mall, the dog bought a pink ribbon and had a manicure and trim then went to the library and asked Richie if he had a copy of home and bone monthly.


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17 Oct 2009, 2:32 pm

Then the dog had a bone to pick with Tallyman about mixing crazy glue with Visine....


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17 Oct 2009, 2:40 pm

Phoned the police on his dog and bone. (Cockney rhyming slang for phone)


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17 Oct 2009, 3:20 pm

Boned the policeman and then fed him to the dog....


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17 Oct 2009, 3:27 pm

8O Cough! I bet that brought tears to his eyes! It would mine!

Enjoys doing kinky things with policemen.


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18 Oct 2009, 4:56 am

Is afraid of his shadow.



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18 Oct 2009, 5:26 am

Frequently accuses his shadow of following him and even chasing him!


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18 Oct 2009, 8:51 am

Is trying to convince me to get a restraining order against my shadow.



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18 Oct 2009, 9:45 am

Succeeded in getting the restraining order on condition he remains at all time in the dark with no sources of illumination.


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18 Oct 2009, 11:16 am

Is one of the Seven Sacred Custodians of the World. They use their supplies, all natural and organic, to clean the world.



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18 Oct 2009, 12:18 pm

Is one of the custodians of the world with a collection of bright shiny cleaning gloves..