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Funny indeed.. Your one of the people whom is still trying to figure out the meaning of the numbers..

(Nah, the numbers were easy )

Is unable to calculate exponential logarithms of prime numbers in his head!

Is still having problems making eye contact with vacuum cleaners.

Accused a vacuum cleaner of sucking up to him.

Cleans his shoes by licking them.

(Doesn't everyone )

Cleans his shoes by sticking his feet out of the window of a moving car while it is raining.

Saw a young child being wheeled along in a supermarket trolley and asked an assistant which aisle the children were being sold on.

Uses flatulence as a form of currency.

Goes dumpster diving as a means to gain national recognition of a new sport...

After destroying a 600 year old relic in a museum, he responded as such: "That was lucky, I thought the thing was new."

Was stopped by security when leaving the museum. They accused him of stealing his shoes and clothes from the medieval exhibit. (Sorry, bit below the belt that one. Also above it too )

Happened to be an onlooker at the scene of the crime trying to report what happened to the police but, they could not understand one word of his mandarin chinese..

Throws mandarin oranges at Chinese people to make them cry

"Ohhhhmmmmmmmmmm----------Ummmmmmmmmmmm...
...Hmmmm, I forgot how the sound of the universe went."

Forgot the sound of a thousand hands clapping at the Oscars nomination ceremony.