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Broke his own rule of not messing with the timeline and makes me disappear and appear at a whim!

Has yet to play any Prince of Persia game.

Spent his entire inherited fortune of £10 billion on buying a time machine that was able to make a single trip into the future. He used it to bring back a game console from the year 2050. It is absolutely fantastic with total 3D immersion. However, he has got to wait another 41 years now until games are available to play on it.

Steals candy from children.

Steals bones from dogs... hence his ragged clothes and all his cuts and bite marks!

Steals dogs.

Was stolen by dogs!

Was raised by dogs (after being found in a basket on the shores of the river Tiber by Lupa. (what's her name)(plus yeah, she was a wolf)(ban me)

Was raised by a tree somewhere in The Amazon who named him Apple. One day while taking a nap, near the top of the tree he fell down provoking this response from a local passing by: "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

Grew up in the Amazon (book warehouse).

Has thought about retiring for over 85 years (but just kept on going).

Has thought about claiming an island to be inhabited only by ferrets.

May I pass for I dislike those red eyes ferrets have. (plus it's an human 'cultivated' animal = not the real thing)

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Um, can circle his tail so fast he takes off and goes airborne like a helicopter. (all true and how cool is that)

Is airborne in a helicopter.

Was born in helicopter, delivered by ferret midwives...

Naturally gives off harmful radiation which is lethal to cashiers in grocery stores.