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Thatmew
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07 Nov 2009, 6:06 pm

Dances when they see me asphyxiate.



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07 Nov 2009, 11:57 pm

Has already turned blue from asphyxiation. :smurf:



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08 Nov 2009, 3:49 am

Brushes her teeth with nitric acid. Claims it gets them really clean.


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08 Nov 2009, 5:52 am

Is called the Wizard of Osmium.....He is really that dense 8O


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08 Nov 2009, 5:58 am

Thinks critical mass is something achieved in church by squeezing bishops together.


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08 Nov 2009, 7:22 am

Can be seen here squeezing bishops together telekinetically. 8O



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08 Nov 2009, 7:27 am

Plays life size chess using real bishops, rooks, knights, Kings and Queens. However, has yet to find any pawns so just uses prawns instead.


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08 Nov 2009, 7:30 am

Is planning on achieving a critical mass by imploding a plutocrat......


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08 Nov 2009, 7:30 am

doesn't know what a computer game is...


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08 Nov 2009, 8:29 am

Designs flight simulation software... for Daffy Duck.


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08 Nov 2009, 8:42 am

Enjoys snorting fresh green chillies everyday. 8O



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08 Nov 2009, 9:02 am

Was the fiend who put some chilli powder under my nose and said breath this in, it will clear your sinuses.


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08 Nov 2009, 10:33 am

Gave horseradish to his horse and instead of clearing his sinuses it only made more hoarse.....of course :P


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08 Nov 2009, 11:45 am

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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A little horse.

Only eats horseradish with horse steak.


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08 Nov 2009, 12:08 pm

Eats cat steaks and dog chops.



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08 Nov 2009, 12:34 pm

^ Doesn't everyone :?

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