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While everyone else wears bunny slippers she wears motorized roller skates that look like little
Route-master buses.......

Has difficulties with bread with sausage on.

Has problems keeping his hot dog on his bread... it keeps barking and jumping off after being smeared with mustard!

His cat is up to playing catchup with the ketchup.......

Gets all his electricity from a fleet of hamsters running around in wheels powering a generator. He is proud of his zero electricity bill. However, you should see his bill for grain!

Thought he bought a pet squid but it is.....



CTHULHU!! !! ! Run!! !! !

Does genetic engineering in his spare time. His latest creation is a cross between a squid, octopus and a donkey.

Looks to take over the world by causing many people around the globe to become unusually tired and sleepy whereby, everyone closes their eyes....

Has seen through my fiendish plan and is obstinately remaining awake.

You are feeeeeling sleeeeeeeeeeepy. Yaaaaaawn! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Simply fails to make anyone in the world fall asleep as, if he was Dr. Fu Manchu.. Whereby he,himself falls asleep at the keyboard typing all sorts of incoherent words and statements leading into a further investigation by members of the WP police..

Is the head of the secret WP police and in charge of search and destroy of dissidents.

Is a cannibal who smokes cannabis.

Is the master of the sands of time.

Is the mistress of red buses.

Blows peace signs into the air with only his breath.

Conducts the London philharmonic orchestra of bus horns.