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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Doesn't know I've put a handgrenade in his backup parachute so that when he pulls the cord...
DarrylZero Veteran
Joined: 4 Jun 2009Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 2,726
Doesn't know I where I flak jacket under my back-up chute under my trench coat.
Doesn't know my evil twin is waiting on the ground for him to land and is armed with a bazooka!
Doesn't know my sidekick is sneaking up behind his evil twin with a baseball bat.
has a sidekick who is playing baseball with my evil twin! Those two just aren't taking this conflict seriously.
Has decided to end the conflict and enter in a truce, allowing me to attempt sleep on furniture that kinda-sorta resembles a bed.
Sleep well. Sleeps on a bed of nails.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Slaps himself while sleeping.
Sleepwalks and slaps everyone he meets... or is he just pretending to be asleep? Hmmmm.
AnnePande Veteran
Joined: 13 Jul 2007Age: 48Gender: FemalePosts: 994Location: Aarhus, Denmark
Thinks old people are stupid and shoots them with a megablaster.
Hunts wild boars with a pea-shooter.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Was accidentally shot for being mistaken for a large animal in the woods...
Was the fiend who shot me!
Bluefins Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2009Age: 35Gender: FemalePosts: 975
Eats bullets for breakfast.
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
Prepares leftover bullets in a magnetron for dinner. (maybe leading to something resembling her avatar)
Prefers his bullets grilled with a little cheese on top.