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25 Apr 2011, 5:11 pm

Granted. The grass is shorter, but the weeds are taller.

I wish that I had an Easter Egg for lunch.


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25 Apr 2011, 5:13 pm

Granted, but it is the size of an Easter Island statue and you must eat it all in one sitting without pausing.

I wish for a pet triceratops.



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25 Apr 2011, 5:58 pm

Granted. You now have the world's first carnivorous triceratops, and it looks hungry.

I wish that I had a voiceless labiodental fricative.


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25 Apr 2011, 9:22 pm

Granted, except I don't know what that is so you now have a fabulous lab (fabio labio) where nobody talks (voiceless) except for the word fricative (fricative, it can be used as a replacement word) when someone bites them (dental)

I wish for the most extraordinary wish ever!



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25 Apr 2011, 11:08 pm

Granted. You get the entire universe to play with, until you accidentally destroy the universe in your sleep.

I wish that I had a life-changing experience.


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25 Apr 2011, 11:31 pm

Granted, you change lives with someone famous, take too many drugs and die.

I wish that it ended happily ever after.



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25 Apr 2011, 11:36 pm

Granted, but you have to live in the desert with your lover.

I wish that the world was more peaceful.


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25 Apr 2011, 11:39 pm

Granted, but the world is so peaceful that it becomes boring, and everything comes to a standstill. The world ends because nothing lives anymore.

I wish that carrots were not orange.



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25 Apr 2011, 11:46 pm

Granted. Carrots are now green and taste like cabbage.

I wish that people would dance on the sidewalks.


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25 Apr 2011, 11:46 pm

Granted. You can no longer walk on the sidewalks, they are completely filled up with people.



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25 Apr 2011, 11:56 pm

No wish, so the Wish Granters will grant you two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

I wish that I lived in a secret cave under the city.


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26 Apr 2011, 3:46 pm

Granted! No corruption advised!

I wish for Democrats and Republicans to get along!


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26 Apr 2011, 4:04 pm

Granted. Since everybody seems to get along I am now king of the Americas!

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I wish for a speaker demon.


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26 Apr 2011, 5:37 pm

Granted. You now have a little demon who lives in your throat who says things that get you into trouble.

I wish that I lived in a theme park.


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26 Apr 2011, 6:04 pm

Granted. You cannot leave the theme park. You are now only fed on scraps from tourists and sleep on benches within the park.

I wish for every wish imaginable.



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26 Apr 2011, 6:07 pm

Granted. You never existed.

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I wish for wishes to be wished in wishful contempt


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