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BruceCM
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14 Nov 2009, 10:38 pm

His Zen is more deadly than any bullet! 8)


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15 Nov 2009, 7:00 am

Is an aspiring Zenslinger at his local Zen Baptist Church......


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15 Nov 2009, 7:14 am

Is an aspiring shoeslinger at functions with George Bush


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15 Nov 2009, 10:25 am

Believes George W. Bush was the greatest leader in human history!! !! (Now that is truly bizarre) 8O 8O 8O



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15 Nov 2009, 11:36 am

Is a skilful hypnotist and brainwashes people on WP to believe the opposite of their beliefs!


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15 Nov 2009, 12:12 pm

Is an easy subject to hypnotise and brainwash into believing the opposite of his beliefs.



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15 Nov 2009, 1:19 pm

After washing his brain he forgot to put it in the dryer......


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15 Nov 2009, 1:32 pm

Prefers to have his brain dry cleaned.



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15 Nov 2009, 1:47 pm

Is in negotiations to have his brained transfered to a more longer-lasting exterior shell..



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15 Nov 2009, 5:19 pm

Shelled out for a bionic brain.


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15 Nov 2009, 5:45 pm

Got a bionic shell instead....


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15 Nov 2009, 5:48 pm

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15 Nov 2009, 6:51 pm

Was hatched on the upper deck of a London omnibus.....


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15 Nov 2009, 9:56 pm

Was raised by bookworms in the basement of the New York Public Library.



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16 Nov 2009, 4:28 am

Was raised secretly and undercover.


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16 Nov 2009, 4:29 am

Was raised mechanically and spookily. 8O