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richie
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16 Nov 2009, 4:51 am

Was raised in a kennel......


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16 Nov 2009, 7:44 am

Worked at a library ran by the Catholic Church.


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16 Nov 2009, 12:14 pm

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16 Nov 2009, 2:13 pm

Was raised in a Buddhist temple. 8)


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16 Nov 2009, 3:04 pm

Was kicked out of the Buddhist temple for not learning the 35th form of Buddha..



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16 Nov 2009, 3:18 pm

Was booted out of the same temple for spinning his prayer wheel the wrong way causing the
monks to say their prayers backwards....


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16 Nov 2009, 4:09 pm

Happened to be teaching Martial Arts at said temple but, wound up being exiled since he refused to shave his head like the fellow monks...



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16 Nov 2009, 4:51 pm

Has a high position at that temple now....He is now the "Dalai Fonzi" :P


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16 Nov 2009, 5:44 pm

Has a high position in the temple library


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16 Nov 2009, 7:22 pm

Got caught getting high in the temple library.....


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16 Nov 2009, 11:39 pm

Gets high by sniffing new books.


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17 Nov 2009, 3:56 am

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17 Nov 2009, 4:02 am

Is allergic to certain types of knowledge.



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17 Nov 2009, 5:39 am

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17 Nov 2009, 7:17 am

Knows all about little cartoon dogs (& nothing else)! 8)


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17 Nov 2009, 1:53 pm

Has an allergy to razors. :wink:


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