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Tried to bite the fingernails of a stranger. The stranger fingered him to the cops and the cops nailed him.

Smoked his toenails and is now nodding off to sleep.....

Keeps all his finger and toenail clippings and stores them in his vast archive. That isn't a library in his avatar it is file after file of clippings!

Never shaved himself, not once.... and has to pay a great deal of attention not to trip over his beard nowadays.

Is the fiend who steals every razor blade I buy.

Believes the Sun is made of cheese (fondue).

Is funding my spaceship to the Sun to bring back some samples. I'm calling the spaceship the "Icarus".

Has to keep my eyes closed due in part to the vast x-rays that have mutated him in a small inordinate manner..

Prof X tested one of his potions on himself and mutated into:

Tallyman, hoped to gain national recognition by appearing as a guest one of the many favorite tv shows on the History Channel..

ProfessorX - thought he was a clown's fart, but when he looked around he realized he was actually a barnacle on a humpback whale who came on shore and beached.

Thought he was Mr.Bill but, would up being mistakened for just another clay-animated figure..

Thought he was a professor, when actually was in a coma from hang gliding.

Likes to tickle the ivory,
but gets really annoyed when the elephant start giggling.

Gives off harmful radiation when buying groceries.

Buys irradiated vegetables!

(The bizarre thing is that this is actually done in some countries to kill off bacteria )