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Cannot decide if he wants to be a drama queen or a drag queen,
so is dragging around a druid who is dramatic about the defenestration of
charismatic Karmic Chameleons,
who are are kicking and screaming about their association with
the 'push-me-pull you' set in popular culture.

While testing the aerodynamic drag of his spaceship thought it necessary to dress up in women's clothing.

Gets so wound up about not being able to win the 'last P to post wins' that his face turned all red and now (shame.. not visible.. ) steam comes out of his ears.

(Zen, T, zen)

Was the one who interrupted my meditation by sneaking up behind me and ramming a steam pipe up my &%$£!

Has considered himself to be an equal to one of the many Egyptian gods with the total number of posts his made though, his name has not yet shown up in any archaelogical dig so far..

Has a long turd hanging from his buttocks

Is known to eyeball strangers on a regular basis.

Has a pocket watch that is running a thousand years slow, probably because there is some sand in the mechanism.

Has his eyes glued shut because when he looks at you in the eyes, he makes you pee.

Has his eyes glued open... and needs a change of underwear

Has no underwear and eats his dirty toe nail clippings

Throws away her toe nail clippings instead of eating such tasty and crunchy snacks!

Still has no underwear, puts belly lint on his food, and gargles with acid, gasoline and Juicy Juice, while tip toeing through tulips.

Hid my underwear in a tulip field and put acid in my fruit juice carton! Me'thinks this one is a bunny boiler

Steals neighbors newspapers, saves his long hair to build a human nest and likes to square dance to mexican music.

Makes human nests with newspapers and eats Mexicans... provided they have lots of Tabasco sauce on them.