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Shaye
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12 Dec 2009, 8:07 pm

In my pocket... in my other pants.

XD

Where are my other pants?



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12 Dec 2009, 8:15 pm

you left them in a machine at the laundromat...

...oh no, my glasses. i can't see without them.

hehe


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where is my car? (dude) :lol:


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12 Dec 2009, 8:32 pm

That's right... along with your mind. I remember now.

But that car was involved in a Pinapple Express type incident. The guy kept ramming into your car and the guy behind him (he isn't very good at parallel parking). ANYWAY, the car just went off the top of the hill.
I guess you had it in neutral?


Where is my invisible cat?



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12 Dec 2009, 8:53 pm

pineapple express = so much funny. ^_^


i kidnapped your invisible cat and will hold it for the ransomed return of my glasses...

ps. just so you know, i really like cats so you may have a hard time getting it back even if you do return my glasses.

hehe


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where is my coffee cup?


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12 Dec 2009, 9:04 pm

" It's my cat's birthday today."
XD

I have your glasses... but they are a little.... altered...
I'm sure you can fix them.


Your coffee cup was also in the pocket of my other pants, along with your now altered glasses.

I'm sorry I keep taking your things. I'm very much a Cleptomaniac.



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12 Dec 2009, 9:14 pm

Shaye wrote:
" It's my cat's birthday today."
XD

I have your glasses... but they are a little.... altered...
I'm sure you can fix them.


Your coffee cup was also in the pocket of my other pants, along with your now altered glasses.

I'm sorry I keep taking your things. I'm very much a Cleptomaniac.


^^ hehe

...so, have you lost anything lately?

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12 Dec 2009, 9:17 pm

RATS!

I suppose I've lost my mind now.


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12 Dec 2009, 9:23 pm

on a boat!

lol

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where is my shoe?


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12 Dec 2009, 9:28 pm

INCORRECT!
He was at Kinko's straight flippin' copies.
I'm surprised you knew about him (somewhat, haha).


Your shoe was on the boat with T-pain, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg!


Where is my parking cone?



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12 Dec 2009, 9:41 pm

Shaye wrote:
INCORRECT!
He was at Kinko's straight flippin' copies.
I'm surprised you knew about him (somewhat, haha).


lol, we do have the comedy channel and the internet here in australia you know ;)


Shaye wrote:
Where is my parking cone?


jammed in the wheel well of your car with that kids tricycle you just drove over on someone's front lawn. 8O :D :lol:

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where is my refrigerator?


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12 Dec 2009, 9:49 pm

tektek wrote:
lol, we do have the comedy channel and the internet here in australia you know ;)

I just thought that you being the "old fart" that you are... wouldn't know a thing about The Lonely Island. lol.

Your fridge is... RUNNING XD
incredibly old joke... and I just used it. WOW.

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12 Dec 2009, 9:52 pm

Attached to a guy with a wooden leg called Smith (what's the name of his other leg?)

Where is my AUTOMOBILE?! (Someone had to!)



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12 Dec 2009, 10:11 pm

still parked at the pump at the fuel stop/gas station. you walked home and left it there :roll: hehe

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12 Dec 2009, 10:16 pm

Still in your ears. I super glued them :lol:


where are my trained hampsters?



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12 Dec 2009, 10:21 pm

It turned out they were gerbils.

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12 Dec 2009, 10:23 pm

GERBILS =(

My friend ate it. There's still half. Do you want it? lol

Where is my favorite pen?