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21 Nov 2009, 6:40 am

Wears his undies on the outside. So if his pants look normal (without undies), his not wearing any.

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21 Nov 2009, 10:46 am

Wears his shirts backwards as a means of being ultra-stylish...

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21 Nov 2009, 12:36 pm

His wife complained she couldn't get her dress on over her head, so he helped her with the problem

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21 Nov 2009, 12:42 pm

He felt his mate was going to get angry at his taste in movies so, he closed his eyes to keep from seeing her response..

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21 Nov 2009, 12:44 pm

Now b***h tell me this off the shoulder dress looks better on you! :twisted:

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21 Nov 2009, 3:56 pm

Suffers from a mild stroke every time he logs on to WP.

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21 Nov 2009, 4:13 pm

Wishes he got a stroke more often. :wink: :lol:

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21 Nov 2009, 7:42 pm

Forces pregnant elephants to drink a concoction of pomegranate juice and sardines.

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22 Nov 2009, 7:40 am

Unable to determine both position and momentum of his quantum-cows, he just knows they are in the
barn somewhere.......

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22 Nov 2009, 9:35 am

richie wrote:

Unable to determine both position and momentum of his quantum-cows, he just knows they are in the
barn somewhere.......

Upon reaching the barn, Richie asked why the cow's momentum and position could not be determined. The two stablehands looked at each other, and one said,

"Well it was all Berg's fault, really."

"I reckon you should tell him who Berg was."

"Well now, Berg was the Principal at the local High School. He was also somewhat of a mad scientist"

"He was also uncommonly proud of his position."

"Yes, had taken to having everyone call him Berg, Principal."

At this point in the story, Richie was still somewhat confused, and said,

"That still does not explain the non-corporeal cows."

Then one of the stablehands pointed to a sign dangling from one of the rafters. In fact, one could barely see it in the shadows of the roof. The stablehand continued to explain,

"It's simple really. You can't see the cows due to the high sign Berg, Principal put there."

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22 Nov 2009, 9:50 am

Hasn't made any sense since 1968.

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