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asar Veteran
Joined: 15 Nov 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 1,064
Has lizards crawling in their butts (that's why they are laughing) and listening to "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star..."
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Escaped from her Genie bottle and refuses to get back in again until she has been given a ton of chocolate.
CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 121,236Location: In my own little country
Is a very old soul.
Continues to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and eats pickles dipped in chocolate syrup
Gave her old shoes a Christian burial because she heard they had soles.
Doesn't have a soul and is wanted for pretending their a Buddhist when in fact their the devil.
Is a demoness who stole my soul to sole her shoes!
Doesn't know how to tie their shoes and sleeps in bed filled with rice.
Sleeps in a bed full of biscuit crumbs and mice and sneaks rice into other peoples beds.
Still doesn't know how to tie their shoes, sneaks biscuits into peoples pillows and carries rice in his hair.
Eats soup out of a shoe and uses shoe laces as noodles to serve with rice and fortune cookies.
Doesn't know how to use shoelaces and puts biscuits in their nose.
Wears flippers when eating biscuits and washes them down with Tabasco sauce.
Secretly swims in Tabasco sauce and wears flippers as shoes on a daily basis.
Bathes in corn oil and uses Tabasco sauce instead of lipstick.
Believes he is a gorilla in a zoo and sprinkles fairy dust on his armpits.