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23 Nov 2009, 2:15 pm

Has lizards crawling in their butts (that's why they are laughing) and listening to "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star..." :lol:



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23 Nov 2009, 2:20 pm

Escaped from her Genie bottle and refuses to get back in again until she has been given a ton of chocolate.


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23 Nov 2009, 2:22 pm

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23 Nov 2009, 2:26 pm

Continues to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and eats pickles dipped in chocolate syrup



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23 Nov 2009, 2:26 pm

Gave her old shoes a Christian burial because she heard they had soles.


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23 Nov 2009, 2:30 pm

Doesn't have a soul and is wanted for pretending their a Buddhist when in fact their the devil.



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23 Nov 2009, 2:40 pm

Is a demoness who stole my soul to sole her shoes!


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23 Nov 2009, 2:42 pm

Doesn't know how to tie their shoes and sleeps in bed filled with rice.



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23 Nov 2009, 2:54 pm

Sleeps in a bed full of biscuit crumbs and mice and sneaks rice into other peoples beds.


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23 Nov 2009, 3:00 pm

Still doesn't know how to tie their shoes, sneaks biscuits into peoples pillows and carries rice in his hair.



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23 Nov 2009, 3:09 pm

Eats soup out of a shoe and uses shoe laces as noodles to serve with rice and fortune cookies.


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23 Nov 2009, 3:14 pm

Doesn't know how to use shoelaces and puts biscuits in their nose.



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23 Nov 2009, 3:23 pm

Wears flippers when eating biscuits and washes them down with Tabasco sauce.


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23 Nov 2009, 3:35 pm

Secretly swims in Tabasco sauce and wears flippers as shoes on a daily basis. 8O



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23 Nov 2009, 3:39 pm

Bathes in corn oil and uses Tabasco sauce instead of lipstick.


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23 Nov 2009, 3:42 pm

Believes he is a gorilla in a zoo and sprinkles fairy dust on his armpits.