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TallyMan
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23 Nov 2009, 3:46 pm

Uses Parmesan cheese as deodorant.


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23 Nov 2009, 3:49 pm

Eats deodorant, never bathes, and tip toes through the tulips.



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23 Nov 2009, 3:52 pm

Steals the tulips from people's gardens to eat and tiptoes on the carpet.


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23 Nov 2009, 3:54 pm

Cuts off his toes, and sticks tulips in people's ears while dancing to the BeeGees.



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23 Nov 2009, 4:02 pm

Puts bees in people's ears and makes them dance to the Birdy song while she shoots at their feet!


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23 Nov 2009, 4:05 pm

Puts bees in his nose, shoots feathers at people with red hair and dances with Elmo.



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23 Nov 2009, 4:09 pm

Doesn't know the dance steps to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.


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23 Nov 2009, 4:12 pm

Pretends to be Modonna in Evita in public while wearing a polka dot dress and plaid pants.



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23 Nov 2009, 4:15 pm

Pretends to be Elton John and wears oversized spectacles


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23 Nov 2009, 4:23 pm

Is a spectacle and pretends he is Chewy from Star Wars.



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23 Nov 2009, 4:26 pm

Has a life-sized cuddly Wookie


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23 Nov 2009, 4:29 pm

Sleeps with an inflatable hamster 8O



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23 Nov 2009, 4:38 pm

Wears a negligee around town and a heavy rain coat and flippers in bed.


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23 Nov 2009, 4:40 pm

Wears nothing underneath his rain coat to flash Santa Claus and scares all the children while eating belly lint.



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23 Nov 2009, 6:34 pm

Has adcheived very at being a real woman :)


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23 Nov 2009, 7:03 pm

Actually looks like the Pittsburgh Steelers mascot, "Steely McBeam" in real life.