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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Uses Parmesan cheese as deodorant.
asar Veteran
Joined: 15 Nov 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 1,064
Eats deodorant, never bathes, and tip toes through the tulips.
Steals the tulips from people's gardens to eat and tiptoes on the carpet.
Cuts off his toes, and sticks tulips in people's ears while dancing to the BeeGees.
Puts bees in people's ears and makes them dance to the Birdy song while she shoots at their feet!
Puts bees in his nose, shoots feathers at people with red hair and dances with Elmo.
Doesn't know the dance steps to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Pretends to be Modonna in Evita in public while wearing a polka dot dress and plaid pants.
Pretends to be Elton John and wears oversized spectacles
Is a spectacle and pretends he is Chewy from Star Wars.
Has a life-sized cuddly Wookie
Sleeps with an inflatable hamster
Wears a negligee around town and a heavy rain coat and flippers in bed.
Wears nothing underneath his rain coat to flash Santa Claus and scares all the children while eating belly lint.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Has adcheived very at being a real woman
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
Actually looks like the Pittsburgh Steelers mascot, "Steely McBeam" in real life.