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28 May 2010, 6:16 pm

Oh dear. That made me laugh so hard.


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28 May 2010, 6:25 pm

I'm the prettiest in show business.


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28 May 2010, 6:31 pm

Drums are fun.


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28 May 2010, 6:59 pm

How do you like my lipstick?


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29 May 2010, 2:30 pm

The four bell ringers.


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29 May 2010, 2:41 pm

Check out these stockings I stole from my wife!



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29 May 2010, 2:53 pm

Look at my long, tall hat.



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29 May 2010, 3:04 pm

The Hulk has been given the task of removing illegally parked vehicles.


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29 May 2010, 4:46 pm

I shot an elephant in my pyjamas, doctors said it was a suicide attempt.



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29 May 2010, 4:49 pm

I demand a new pair of nylons, my paws are freezing.



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29 May 2010, 4:54 pm

A child of five could understand this, send for Booyakasha!



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29 May 2010, 6:15 pm

keehee! Thats so ticklish



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29 May 2010, 7:30 pm

My feet really hurt. :(


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29 May 2010, 8:22 pm

Hey mate! Fancy a ride in a Routemaster with me?



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29 May 2010, 8:31 pm

I have a secret compartment under my top hat where I keep my biggest fan, IdahoRose.


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29 May 2010, 8:36 pm

I can see Jupiter at the bottom-left of me.