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HooYah!! That was the best soldier. Better than Tanya!!

No, Tanya IS the best, followed by the SEALs and Boris. Snipers are also very very useful.

Volkov has a cannon, Tanya has a pair of handguns.

Never heard of him.

The robot you called Kirov. He wins!! !

WHASUP!?

EMPTY SPACE MOSTLY.

Anyway, bedtime. I am KNACKERED!! !!

Night all!! *drops down dead from exhaustion*

if it starts to feel, then we'll just shut it off again
we won't convince the jury, we're guilty till we die
if it starts to sing, reach in remove the sirens
this respirator keeps a countdown to our cancellation
if it starts to bleed, do not adjust the contrast.

doctor, deliver us.

heaven holds no truth for dreamers like you and i.
remember the day they cut our throats, we learned to smile from our necks
this is a breech of etiquette, with wires jutting from our arms.

i'll never look at you again, if it's only a mirror in the end.
and if there's no one afer us, we'll turn the lights out when we leave.
i'll never look at you again, if it's only, it's only, it's only a mirror.
i'll never look at you again, if it's only, it's only a mirror.
we're guilty till we die, i'll never look at you again.
we're guilty till we die. i'll never look.
we're guilty till we die, i'll never look at you again.
we're guilty till we die, i'll never look at you. till we die.

siphon the ivory from the tusk, we're guilty till we die
we only bleed when the knives are drawn
vultures pick the meat from the bones, we're guilty till we die

if it starts to feel, then we'll just shut it off again.
we won't convince the jury, we're guilty till we die
if it starts to feel, then we'll just shut it off again
we won't convince the jury, we're guilty till we die.
do not adjust the contrast, my love, our days are numbered.
we'll remain guilty until our hearts give in and pull us under
do not adjust the contrast, my love, our days are numbered.
we'll remain guilty until our hearts give in and pull us under.

we left our corpses on the beach untouched and slightly out of reach.
we paint the walls with our dreams
we'll turn the lights out when we leave.
we left our corpses on the beach untouched and slightly out of reach.
we paint the walls with our dreams
we'll turn the lights out.

WTF?

The Bled - Hotel Coral Essex - Found In The Flood

Potty mouth mass of quater!! !

Garn, sodja yah kleptomaniacal pillock![/facetiousness]

I am PARAKEET! But you may call me Captain Parakeet!

BTW Petey girl is now eating, drinking and pooping again! She may not be perfectly healthy, but she'll live a little while longer.

is that your bird??? I thought you weren't a parakeet?

Captain Paranoid, sir! Good evening sir! Here to give me a caning sir? Would you like that sir?

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Send me Mr Smith!! !! !!