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22 May 2011, 3:06 pm

I wish for the world's best sandwich.


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22 May 2011, 3:11 pm

Granted, you get the footballer "George Best" between two slices of bread.

I wish for harp lessons.


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22 May 2011, 3:21 pm

Granted. You get two lessons, and now you are expected to perform for a television audience.

I wish for a house plant.


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22 May 2011, 3:24 pm

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I wish for a faster computer.


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22 May 2011, 3:33 pm

Granted. It is so fast that you can't catch it.

I wish for a good computer chair.


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22 May 2011, 3:36 pm

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I wish for a new cooker.


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22 May 2011, 4:17 pm

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I wish for a new cat litter box, which doesn't spill.


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22 May 2011, 4:19 pm

Here it is, extra deep:

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I wish for a fish sandwich.


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22 May 2011, 4:33 pm

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I wish for a cat that chases dogs.


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22 May 2011, 6:36 pm

Granted, but the cat gets chased by mice.

I wish for a trip to the beach.


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22 May 2011, 10:13 pm

Granted; you are running atop a cliff. You trip and fall to the beach below.

I wish for spaghetti.



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23 May 2011, 1:24 am

Granted, but you cant eat it.

I wish I could move things with my mind.



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23 May 2011, 5:40 am

Granted you now can move dust bunnies.

I wish for eternal life.



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23 May 2011, 5:51 am

Granted, but you'll still be alive even after the demise of the whole universe.

I wish for some coffee right now.


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23 May 2011, 5:53 am

Granted but it is in ice cube form.

I wish for house to last more than an 8th season.



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23 May 2011, 7:23 am

Granted, but House is recast and will be played by an actual house.

I wish for a warm cup of milk.


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