Corrupt A Wish

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Sorry I misheard I warmed your milk in hell fire.

I wish for anarchy.

You get anarchy and all in its chaos all of your favorite things are destroyed.

I wish for respect from my fellow workers

Granted, but your supervisors don't know who you are.

I wish to work with people who can follow instructions.

granted, they can follow instruction when given backwards in latin

I wish for Mass Effect 3 to come out already....and that i own a copy

You do but its a version with only english subtitles.

I wish for more chocolate bunnies.

Granted, but these are real bunnies made out of chocolate, so you must catch them first.

I wish to be noticed more on Facebook.

Granted; you are noticed a lot since Lady Gaga has begun to stalk you on your wall.

I wish for an energy IV.

Granted. You get a caffeine IV and your head almost explodes.

I wish that I had a plate of roast beast.

Sorry its granted but if you dont want the beast part you will have to show it your beauty.

I wish for clean clothes.

Granted, you have clean clothes however what was used to clean it you are highly allergic to and therefore you can no longer wear the clothes.

I wish for my financial aid refund check from college to come in soon

granted, it turns out there was a change in policy and you're now in a lot of debt.

i wish to be able to communicate cleary

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Smile

granted, you can communicate clearly however you are now the only human alive.

I wish for the power to conjure delicious iced tea

granted, but all iced teas you conjure are sealed in unopenable black boxes

i wish for the rest of humanity to come back. well, 2 billion of the nice ones.

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Smile

Granted, but now you have to leave.

I wish for a single perfect rose.

Granted. But all the other flowers in the world die in despair at their imperfection.



I wish for the ability to fly.

Granted. You are now a fly.

I wish for a live performance of The 1812 Overture, with cannon