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thewrll
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25 May 2011, 9:17 am

Granted but the live cannon is aimed right at you.

I wish for Green Day to perform live at my house.

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25 May 2011, 12:14 pm

Granted; they do so, and the next day they perform dead at your house (zombie apocalypse).

I wish for an expansive mind.

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25 May 2011, 4:24 pm

granted....but your head gets too big and noone wants to talk to you

i wish i could fly

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26 May 2011, 2:35 am

granted but you can never fly west, forcing you to use another mode of transportation to return to point A or circle the globe. also all rules of passports and visas apply to flying humans.

i wish i could breath underwater.

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26 May 2011, 6:23 am

Granted. Which is an easy wish to grant, because you can already breath under water. We all can, they're called clouds, they're water, and we're under them. So when you go to try to breathe water, you are sorely disapointed.

I wish there was a time-travel related movie that didn't have multiple time line errors or existence shattering paradoxes that get ignored in the plotline.

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26 May 2011, 6:27 am

Granted, but nobody ever hears about it and it never gets distributed.

I wish that solid-state disks were cheaper.

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26 May 2011, 6:49 pm

Granted. The solid-state disk market bubble bursts and brings the whole economy down with it.

I wish time would stretch like bubble-gum.

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27 May 2011, 5:07 am

Granted, but then time pops and is no more.

I wish for a cup of red,

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27 May 2011, 5:36 am

Granted but that red is blood.

I wish for a stick of dynamite.

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27 May 2011, 12:23 pm

Granted, but you are arrested for illegal explosives.

I wish for a stick of gum.

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27 May 2011, 6:54 pm

Granted, but it's a piece of stale Dutch licorice-flavored gum which has been in Wallourdes' pocket for a year.

I wish for the temperature to drop.

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27 May 2011, 8:04 pm

Granted. It is now -100 degrees, and you will freeze as soon as you go out.

I wish that there was a total solar eclipse right now.

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28 May 2011, 1:40 am

Granted, but no one can see it because it comes with a raging thunderstorm

I wish for a better mousetrap

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28 May 2011, 3:52 am

Granted, but someone invents a better mouse.

I wish for the sun, moon, and stars.

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29 May 2011, 2:56 pm

Granted. Choose your corrupt wish wisely:
#1) The extreme heatness from the sun causes you to sweat a lot and you start to feel dehydrated.
#2) You see a star go supernova and it litterally obliterates everything around you, including you.
#3) Residents of eareth no longer want you on their planrt, so they send you off to the moon in a spaceship with limited air, food, and other nessesary tools.

I wish I was active all the time.

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29 May 2011, 8:01 pm

Granted but you are now a Surrogate.

I wish I had a Wooden Katana.

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