Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you are being attacked by a real samurai with a real katana

I wish that that I was eating a meal in a bubble on the bottom of the ocean.

Granted. Good luck getting out of that bubble at the bottom of the ocean, though.

I wish to find a ride to that group meeting I would like to attend this Friday.

A wooden Katana will always beat a welded katana if its handled by Gintoki.

Since there was no wish....the corruption is that you can never wish for anything in your life that won't be corrupted.

I wish to be a nice person to my little sisters.

Granted, but they are now really mean to you.

I wish for a good dream.

Granted good for me means evil dream for you.

I wish for a new hair color.

Granted. How about radioactive green?

I wish for a chicken sandwich.

Granted its a live chicken between two pieces of bread.

I wish for ice cream cake.

Granted, it is all the ice cream in the world in a single cake...you now have to share with all of humanity. Can I have a piece!?

I wish that I could figure out what to eat for lunch that is vegetarian?

Granted but a nice triple whopper is sizzling next to your salad.

I wish for a home simpson doll.

Granted...you now have a simpson doll for everywhere you go:
*home simpson doll
*work simpson doll
*vacation simpson doll
*workout simpson doll
*car simpson doll

and so on and so forth

I wish that people didn't assume that salads are the only things that vegetarian's will eat.

Granted but now its the only thing you will eat.

I wish for a nice juicy triple whopper.

Granted, somebody whoppes you three times.

I wish that I could stop being addicted to the computer.

Granted but that means no more computer time for your little lady.

I wish I talked like a hick.

Granted, but now nobody understands a word you say.

I wish that I could keep up with how fast everyone is posting on here!