Corrupt A Wish

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Granted but it means you never leave this site.

I wish for a cupid.

Granted, but instead of a cherubic baby you get a fat old man and a crazy lady who try to set you up with gnomes.

I wish that there were less atheists and more Mormon's.

I dont know why im granting this but its granted. Though now the two sides beliefs are switched.

I wish for a wish making machine.

Granted, every wish comes out defected, and you guessed it...corrupted.

I wish that children were adults and adults were children, and chaos would not ensue.

Granted but I must have heard it wrong. Chaos ensues.

I wish for people to have more of a sense of humor.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Granted, but someone dies from laughing.

I wish that I cared.

Granted. You now care too much, much to the chagrin of others.

I wish I weren't so forgetful.

Granted, you remember everything, even the bad times.

I wish everyone would listen to me, and everything would be fine.

Granted though you cant understand what anyone else is saying just they can understand you.

I wish for destruction.

Granted. You are destroyed.

I wish for a

Granted you are bob from the simpsons.

I wish for meg to be more liked by her family.

Granted, but now everybody else hates everybody.

I wish for total darkness.

You now live in the opposite of Alaska.

I wish for all the knowledge in the universe.

Granted, you cannot express that knowledge in any form to the rest of the world.

I wish to not be sleepy. *yawn*

Granted, you develop rigor-mortis instead!

I wish for lots of rain tomorrow as promised on the weather forecast.

Granted but you are now the weather person.

I wish for the grass to always be short.