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I win every thread.

i am posting while in asystole

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

I'm only gonna say this once!

I'm only gonna say this once!

I'm only gonna say this once!

And that will be enough.

I've had enough - and yeah, she was good

ive posted on WP 25000 times but someone reset my postcount

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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~True, about the reset but actually your postcount was way lower (like 200) and someone increased it.

~I'm so glad we live in a honest world (um, more sarcasm than a lie maybe)

~Ok then, I play the banjo (and harmonica) and sing the blues while sitting on my porch.
Yep, that's what I do. (keep the crows away from my cornfield also)

My supermodel girlfriend told me she'll be a little late for supper.

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~That's because she was with me (15 minutes). Sorry mate, but you know what they say.... the prettiest of girls you do not have for yourself (all the time).


~Plus, I probably sing an awesome song for the crows are now sitting on the porch fence and actually (with the emphasis on actually) they all are listening to me singing. Applauding even at present.

(this happened after she left of course)

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Not a problem mate, I was going to dump her anyway. Too skinny for my liking. Obviously I have an extensive 'waiting list' of possible new companions, so it's not a problem.

It's just a bit of a selection headache. Who to choose, and who to let down?

And due to my extensive connections in the music business, we can schedule a meeting to discuss furthering your singing career.

I didn't just lose The Game.

Lie-ing around topic

I would be lying If I were to lie in this post, which may or may not be a lie.

^ ain't that the Truth

My pet Hippopotamus is humping my leg again!