I think that is one the funniest jokes I’ve heard this decade. I swear I even hear everyone who has ever known me laughing hysterically. Or are they crying? I can’t tell. I think that means I’m supposed to say ‘no’, but IMO I’m not late a lot, everyone else just get there too early. That’s my story and I stick to it.
The next person got lower grade in ‘order’ (if you were graded in order at all) due to things like coming late and delayed or missing homework and assignments.