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CockneyRebel
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24 Dec 2009, 4:37 pm

Is small, cute and furry all over.


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24 Dec 2009, 4:40 pm

Is actually Kinks drummer.


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24 Dec 2009, 4:44 pm

^^ Is actually a celebrity, well known as the girl with the blue suit and a fake mustache whichs he is selling her fake beard for about £1000 :D


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24 Dec 2009, 5:07 pm

Is a walking piece of art. 8)


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25 Dec 2009, 5:09 am

Was kicked out of the 'Blue Man Group' for admitting her favourite artist is Pink.


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25 Dec 2009, 5:50 am

Was out moon moaning last night......


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25 Dec 2009, 5:52 am

talks to his books, and they "talk" back... 8O


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25 Dec 2009, 5:58 am

Is pondering one of life's greatest enigmas..."How many Aspies does it take to change a light-bulb?"


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25 Dec 2009, 6:50 am

Has to climb out of bed each day,
this is because he put his bed at the top of a flagpole,
but yesterday I greased it
and today he got out of bed and said

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But unfortunately bounced into a coyote who had made a similar mistake
in the amount of nitro glycerine to add to a Warner Brothers animation,
and together they both landed on Marvin the Martian
Just as he was about to say "I come in peace"

And now he is saying
"Exterminate all humans"


The next poster better be on speaking terms with Bugs,
or we're all in a (deleted)load of trouble!


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25 Dec 2009, 8:55 am

syzygyish not only can speak with bugs but is a master of the many variations in dialect that differ by species (of course) and region... and the bugs "talk" back 8O

:D lol


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25 Dec 2009, 9:47 am

believes that these are not the droids we are looking for...


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25 Dec 2009, 12:06 pm

Raises gourmet cockroaches....


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25 Dec 2009, 12:52 pm

Is married to his books.


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25 Dec 2009, 5:37 pm

due to an excess of Christmas cheers is laughing so hard they may have strained a muscle. (oww)

hehe :D


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26 Dec 2009, 3:18 am

Had to be rescued; he'd got stuck in a chimney wearing a Santa costume. Questions are being asked why his present sack was empty and the chimney belonged to a bank.


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26 Dec 2009, 5:37 am

^^ :D

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had to be forcibly removed from a my little pony convention and detained after trying to pass off in exhibit a sawn-off toilet brush with glued on sequins as an ultra rare model encrusted with precious gems.

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