15 Jan 2010, 6:21 pm
is my lovely assistant,
but I couldn't save her from being assimilated by the Borg,
so now when I go out and have adventures I just leave her as a doorstop
to let some breeze into the Tardis - the pinacle of Galifreyian technolgy,
and they forgot to put in air-conditioning! 
15 Jan 2010, 6:24 pm
Is really my long lost brother... 
15 Jan 2010, 7:41 pm
Is really my long dead Great Aunt Patrice who is channeling through Ian
to pass on to me her recipes for sawdust flavoured chewing tobacco,
raw goldfish dip and toothpaste and toilet paper Pavlova.
Hi Auntie! 
*waves*
15 Jan 2010, 7:49 pm
Who said that I was your great aunt...?
I guess i'm the best
But why have your parents gave birth to you on the moon?
15 Jan 2010, 8:50 pm
15 Jan 2010, 8:52 pm
They couldn't afford the ticket to Titan. 
15 Jan 2010, 9:04 pm
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16 Jan 2010, 1:26 am
Is sounding VERY excitable today. (Do they have red cordial up there on the moon?)
16 Jan 2010, 3:10 am
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