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granted, you pc's "cache" is full of 'em.......


I wish mean people would just go away.

granted......everyone who means something to you is gone


i want NIU's huskies to win

ok, the NIU huskeys underwater basketweaving team just won.


I wish this cold would go away.

Granted. The cold goes away, but it will come back again next week, twice as bad.

I wish for a 1 Tb iPhone, at a reasonable price.

granted, it belongs to Barbie in her Dream Beach House.


I wish you would get a cold.

granted.....my heart turns as cold as stone and i'm stalking you for the next 10 years

i wish i could read minds

Wish granted, however as you read the mind of the person next to you, you find out that he is secretly a murderer, and he is looking at you with an evil grin on his face!

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you have no control over which direction you fly in and keep crashing into things.

I wish I had a massive pizza

granted....... the best, hugest pizza gets delivered to your door and it is soo good you eat twice as much as you should. 4 hours later the approching stomach achs tell you the sausage wasn't cooked all the way and you spend the rest of the night getting your stomach pumped.

i wish i had a hammer(i'd hammer in the morn.....)

Wish granted, however as you try to build something with the hammer, you accidentally hit one of your fingers and break it and begin to scream at the top of your lungs in pain.

I wish I had a lizard.

granted......jesus lizard(the band) comes to your house and brakes everything


i want to see a humming bird(no really, i haven't seen one this year)

granted, you fid the elusive 10# humming bird; it breaks your window & that just sucks.


I wish payday would get here.

Granted. They're giving you your check now because you're fired.

Ah, someone made my wish.

I wish I had a time machine.

granted, you have a machine that gives you the latest Time magazine.


I wish I could go out for lunch.

Granted. You can go out for lunch at dinner time.

I wish that I had a witty posting.

Granted. Everyone enjoys your post on the Generation Rescue forums oh no...

I wish I was a little sparrow.