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She got too adicted to monopoly that all her money has been spent on all her cardboard properties

Plays MOONopoly with his werewolf friends and eats all the money.

Only gets out of bed if there's a pyroclastic flow flowing down the stairs,
so she can do a 'hang ten' on her surfboard and then do a perfect somersault landing into the kitchen where upon she makes a ten course breakfast for all the
grumpy late-risers

... don't you hate early risers... facepalm!

Is secretly jealous of early risers.

(I'm an early riser, so I drag my family out of bed NICE and early, THEN make their breakfast! )

Is apparently the worsts smallest dog

Is apparently Wrong Planet's smallest superboyian (or maybe not...)

Is small, white, furry and adorable.

Carries the keys to all the locks of all the worlds litterboxs on her keychain
and keeps them all locked!

(This is because she is being paid off by the government so they can
charge massive fines for not scrapping doo-doo off pavements,
she calls it her 'back door gratuities' fund.)

Could syzygyish possibly be the new Neil Armstrong? or was this landing or an act?

Banned : For chasing all the little piggies home,
and then huffing,
and then puffing,
and then blowing the little piggies house down with a flamethrower and not inviting me over for the barbecue!

(Damn, I love toasted pig trotters!)

Huffs kittens.

Eats kittens in brown sauce for breakfast

Has the tendency to 'moonwalk' out of the bathroom after showering.

Has been spying on what the old man does in his spare time

I did not.... did too.... did not.... did too....

(did not)

Um, sbIan.... has made an effort to make a ladder high enough to climb up to the moon.

Tried climbing said ladder but fell off on rung number 176253 due to exhaustion. Thankfully he had a parachute.