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12 Feb 2011, 5:03 pm

Whenever rabbitears goes scuba diving, whales beach themselves out of fear.

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12 Feb 2011, 7:17 pm

alexptrans can make a volcano erupt by telling it to!

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12 Feb 2011, 10:08 pm

KyleTheGhost can fart out lightning!

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13 Feb 2011, 2:12 am

Oaglor actually died 5 years ago, but Death wouldn't dare touch him.

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13 Feb 2011, 4:36 am

Fudo has an entire colony of highly intelligent bacteria living symbiotically on his first. He commands them with his thoughts.

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13 Feb 2011, 4:37 am

Nosirrom's favorite color is Nosirrom

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13 Feb 2011, 6:29 am

Oaglor can lead a horse to water AND make him drink!

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13 Feb 2011, 6:32 am

KyleTheGhost eats 10lbs of ghost chillis to cure a cold.

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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13 Feb 2011, 6:41 am

rabbitears can break a boulder by dropping a bread crumb on it!

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13 Feb 2011, 6:46 am

KyleTheGhost made Satan break down and cry by telling him a 'yo momma' joke.

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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13 Feb 2011, 7:26 am

rabbitears' tears can cure cancer! Unfortunately, rabbitears never cries.

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13 Feb 2011, 8:12 am

if you have $5 and Oaglor has $5, Oaglor has more money than you..

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13 Feb 2011, 8:56 am

Fudo's sword is pure Chuck Norris power

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13 Feb 2011, 9:41 am

JerryHatake can guess the numbers of every lottery drawing correctly!

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13 Feb 2011, 3:03 pm

KyleTheGhost can make cheese by starting at a bowl of milk. Similarly, he can make yogourt if he shuts his left eye and sour cream if he shuts his right.

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13 Feb 2011, 4:43 pm

Nosirrom can make the TV change channels with the blink of an eye!

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