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TallyMan
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27 Jan 2010, 5:52 pm

Is hiring a balloon to fly to the clouds to prospect for silver... well they do have a silver lining.


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27 Jan 2010, 5:55 pm

Inhaled helium from a balloon and now talks like Alvin & the Chipmunks.



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27 Jan 2010, 5:57 pm

Inhaled hydrogen and is about to light a cigarette! 8O


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28 Jan 2010, 1:37 am

Tallied me banana.

(Daylight come and me wan' go home)


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28 Jan 2010, 4:20 am

(Ooooooooooh I so hate that song :evil: )

Is really evil because she whips cream and beats eggs.


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28 Jan 2010, 4:27 am

kids... never superglue your eyelids shut or you will end up like me!



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28 Jan 2010, 4:29 am

Kids... never put your hand down the waste disposal unit or it will end up like mine!


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28 Jan 2010, 6:09 am

Kids, never try and melt a Wily Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper in your mouth,
or you will end up like me!


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28 Jan 2010, 7:17 am

Kids - always remember that when you go to the moon you need to bring enough fuel to get back - otherwise you'll end up like me



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28 Jan 2010, 7:31 am

kids, always remember that strapping an extra mjs82 rocket booster
onto your reentry vehicle will guarantee a smooth shsplash down on the siberian tundra


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28 Jan 2010, 7:40 am

^ was born in outer space



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28 Jan 2010, 7:46 am

Was born.



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28 Jan 2010, 7:55 am

Did not die.



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28 Jan 2010, 8:09 am

Plans to live longer than me.


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28 Jan 2010, 8:10 am

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28 Jan 2010, 9:19 am

Plans to break free.