Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted. It cannot be trained and is incontinent.

I wish for everyone else to stop having their wishes corrupted.

granted but then the world would go crazy with bordom
i wish to be out of high school

Granted. You are doomed to always be a meter away from the school perimeter.

I wish everyone else would be happy!

Granted, but then reality sets in, and then everybody becomes grouchy.

I wish for a cool night.

Grraaaannnnnnnntttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I wish the world was like that to me.

granted but then you die
i wish i had a puppy

Granted. You retroactively had a puppy, but now it is dead.

I wish I could alter objective time.

Granted. Time really does go faster when you're having fun.

I wish that I had a better sense of balance.

Granted. You are now a statue on a pedestal with all reasoning faculties maintained.

I wish for good food.

Granted. You have one caviar egg.

I wish for bad food that tastes good.

Granted. You get some dustmeal soaked in capsaicin. Enjoy.

I wish for a Lawful altar.

Granted. Unfortunately, you are a chaotic character.

I wish for a trained cat.

Granted. Unfortunately, it gets polymorphed into a lichen.

I wish for a tonne of pure gold.

Granted. Your tax rate is 99.9999% so, after taxes, you get 1 cent.

I wish that disk drives were a lot bigger.

Granted. However, a major flaw in the units turns them into giant disc-throwers. Look out!

I wish for omnipotence.

Granted. You know everything, but the brain capacity required destroys the universe.

I wish for the Arctic high to just move on.