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22 Jan 2012, 10:09 am

Ok by you have to be made into a mummy 1st.

I wish for world peace.



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22 Jan 2012, 7:43 pm

Granted. All wars stop for a minute, then they start up again, twice as bad as before.

I wish for a maid to clean my house.


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23 Jan 2012, 7:11 am

Your wish is my command, but your maid will sleep with your spouse.

I wish for a puppy.



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23 Jan 2012, 2:37 pm

Granted, you give birth to a beautiful bouncing bull terrier.

I wish for a well pollished trumpet


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23 Jan 2012, 5:09 pm

Granted. A trumpet player with a well polished trumpet moves in with you and never stops playing.

I wish to fly first class.


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23 Jan 2012, 6:13 pm

Granted, but then your plane, Oceanic Air Flight 815 crashes into a deserted island and your pilot is murdered by a monster made out of smoke and you get so confused by the wierd crap that keeps happenig that you are driven horribly insane :roll:

I wish I had complete control over my dreams


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24 Jan 2012, 12:22 am

Granted. You can now control your dreams completely, but you no have no control over yourself in real life.

I wish for the world's best Chili.


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24 Jan 2012, 2:33 am

Wish granted but you end up with an accute case of botulism.

I wish for some blueberry cheesecake



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24 Jan 2012, 2:41 am

Granted. All the food in the world has been replaced with cheesecake. Unfortunately, you're extremely lactose intolerant.

I wish I could be in 10 different places at the same time.



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24 Jan 2012, 2:50 am

Slice! Slice! Slice! Slice! Slice!

Consider your wish granted.


I wish I could pause time for the rest of the universe in every conversation.



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24 Jan 2012, 7:54 am

Granted, but when other people have conversations, they pause time for you.

I wish that lobster cost $1.00 a pound.


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24 Jan 2012, 6:26 pm

Granted. Because of excessive breeding, a mutant lobster that eats people appears.

I wish for an empire to serve as the scheming vizier.



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25 Jan 2012, 12:42 am

Granted. Sealand now declares itself to be an empire, and will make you the Viziar, if you pay enough.

I wish for a groupie.


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25 Jan 2012, 12:48 am

Granted. In fact, you can even have a crowd of obsessive fans.

I wish for perfect order.



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25 Jan 2012, 12:52 am

Granted, but then a typhoon comes and blow it up. Order from chaos it says.

I wish I had a role in the Sherlock Holmes movie


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25 Jan 2012, 1:02 am

Granted. You get to carry the furry microphone.

I wish I could realize my conworld and live in it.