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zena4
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13 Aug 2009, 2:37 pm

I knew it!

Inthecityofwonder
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13 Aug 2009, 5:09 pm

A giant, radioactive lobster just swallowed my left testicle. And, yes, the lobster was female.

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13 Aug 2009, 5:17 pm

I'm not nervous about going to a sleepover tomorrow. I think I'll sleep just fine in an unfamiliar room with bedsheets that don't smell like me.

DaWalker
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14 Aug 2009, 12:55 am

I am not anxious about not hearing from my no so good friend not so soon

DarrylZero
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14 Aug 2009, 1:50 am

I see my life's purpose with perfect clarity.

DaWalker
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14 Aug 2009, 2:12 am

Most people believe I can walk on water, so I occasionally do.

theimperiousdork
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14 Aug 2009, 8:51 am

I am God.

Erminea
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14 Aug 2009, 9:33 am

God created man in his own image. (ok, maybe more a delusion)

DaWalker
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14 Aug 2009, 8:25 pm

Religion never killed anyone

Feyhera
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14 Aug 2009, 8:28 pm

I totally do not understand what DW just said. It just isn't true.

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Cleopatra, in love and at her wits' end, clutches the blessed serpent to her breast, and expires.

Please visit my blog at: http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... er=Feyhera

DaWalker
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14 Aug 2009, 8:35 pm

No religion in history has ever had skeletons in the closet, and neither do I

Feyhera
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14 Aug 2009, 8:45 pm

I will share my skeletons if you pay me a million bucks. I take credit cards.

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Cleopatra, in love and at her wits' end, clutches the blessed serpent to her breast, and expires.

Please visit my blog at: http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... er=Feyhera

DaWalker
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14 Aug 2009, 8:50 pm

I see your skeletons, and raise you a million, I take PayPal

Feyhera
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14 Aug 2009, 8:55 pm

I sold my skeleton to science and I own PayPal.

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Cleopatra, in love and at her wits' end, clutches the blessed serpent to her breast, and expires.

Please visit my blog at: http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... er=Feyhera

DaWalker
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14 Aug 2009, 9:07 pm

I donated my skeletons to the archeological society , and they buried them beneath the sphinx

Feyhera
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14 Aug 2009, 9:11 pm

The sphinx is a personal friend of mine. He says he's never even heard of you before.

You wouldn't lie to me, would you?

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Cleopatra, in love and at her wits' end, clutches the blessed serpent to her breast, and expires.

Please visit my blog at: http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... er=Feyhera

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