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jocundthelilac
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05 Jan 2010, 1:23 pm

I put it in the wash.

Where's my milk?


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05 Jan 2010, 1:26 pm

Sorry, I used it all on my cornflakes.

Where is my wallet? OMG! WHERE IS MY WALLET! 8O


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05 Jan 2010, 1:30 pm

I stole it.

Where's my gfgfjgdshbjhghdh?


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05 Jan 2010, 1:47 pm

You put it away inside your fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfh.

Where is my thingumy?


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05 Jan 2010, 2:14 pm

I don't want to know where your thin gumy is, I think.

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05 Jan 2010, 2:16 pm

It left home and is leaving a long yellow line in the gutter of the road. There are a number of angry motorists following him.

Where is my router?


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jocundthelilac
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05 Jan 2010, 7:00 pm

It got lost (INCREDIBLY LAME PUN)

Where's my tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch?


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05 Jan 2010, 10:27 pm

It's in my fridge.

Where is extended rest days?



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06 Jan 2010, 12:08 am

The boss decided not to give them to you.

Where's my water bottle?


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06 Jan 2010, 7:47 am

I was thirsty, and that was the only thing left in the WP communal fridge...

Where's my snowshoes?


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06 Jan 2010, 8:07 am

i borrowed them and made water skis out of them... it is Summer here.

hehe :D

where is my bicycle tyre pump?


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06 Jan 2010, 11:39 am

Pumping itself.

Where is a better job?



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06 Jan 2010, 12:05 pm

In the newspaper.

Where is my dinner?


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06 Jan 2010, 12:08 pm

:eew: You store them inside your beard, AAAAAH!! gross maaaaan :eew:

Where is my knife and fork?


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06 Jan 2010, 12:11 pm

Um... I borrowed, them. I'm afraid they are lost somewhere in my beard too.

Where is my desert?


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06 Jan 2010, 12:15 pm

Your desert? Resting on the bottom of the ocean. You might want to wait a while before getting it. I think they are still building it.

Where is my ship heading to Vulcan III?